- Hello and welcome to Saturday Night. Type ? for help.
> look
There are three doors here.
> look east
To the east is Cat Club.
There is everyone you know here.
> go east
I can't let you do that. You haven't had any fun at all
there since 1996. Also, you will be eaten by a Grue.
> look west
To the west is Bootie.
There is nobody you know here.
There are mashups here.
There are burritos here.
> go north
There is a television here.
There is microwave pasta here.
There are internets here.
You have chosen wisely.
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